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You know it's summer when woodland critters are out and about banging each others' brains out.

Seventh time's the charm, I say.

Weirdest thing I've seen all week (also qualifies for most disgusting and/or funny award): A long, hard piece of fecal matter in the library restroom's urinal.

A carton and half of Djarum Super (and Black) is taking its toll on me. Oh self-control how I need thee.

Lacking discipline, I also have short attention spa

Suka tu jangan suka sangat...nanti nangis. Old people are clairvoyant. Or just wise.

Finals week + 2*projects + 2*carton*cigarettes = 5*acne + 2*eyebags

I swear to God, the weather is playing tricks on me. Mainkan perasaan orang betulla cuaca Seattle ni.

Shaving your pubes with an asshole's (person) razor = pure satisfaction. Extra points if you have crabs.

Classroom habits #3 : flickring, digging, and sniggering in that morning class to keep me awake.

Behind every cute chick is a fat, cynical friend. Ladies, if you don't have such a friend, then you're not hot.

I like making sweeping statements when I sweep.

Every night, at nine o'clock, there's this loud ice-cream truck tune permeating from behind my apartment building. It was cute for a while, but now it's just plain annoying. And a little bit creepy.

Summer weather is like a two-sided sword. On one hand, smokin' hotties are sunbathing on every other lawn on campus. On the other, old farts are out and about in tank tops (pit hair alert) and see-through skirts.

I laugh at my own jokes.

Some people can't function well without a cuppa in the morning. Me, I just need a cancer stick while on my daily brick-laying routine.

Sometimes, when I'm really pissed off at people, I think mean thoughts about them.

Classroom habits #2: Not paying attention in class. Instead, check out blogs on your laptop and the ogle at the hot chick right in front of you who's wearing a shirt two sizes too small and jeans two inches too low.

Overheard on the way to class: Douche1: "Broseph, it'd be sweet if I could bench two-fiddy at the IMA today". Douche2:"Totally, bro. I know you can do it. Push it to the limit!!!" *High fives.

Baca boleh,